white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time
rip to all the fictional ladies who died because their only purpose in the narrative was to further the man pain
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
I’ve never related more to someone in my whole life.
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.