toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

tagged as: # irony# q

sonicscepter:

klartie:

rip to all the fictional ladies who died because their only purpose in the narrative was to further the man pain

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handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

tagged as: # burn# q

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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tagged as: # misc# q

fell-in-love-in-october:

I’ve never related more to someone in my whole life.

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

tagged as: # misc# true# q

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

whitehouse:

The President is answering your questions tomorrow, and it will be awesome. Tune in Tuesday at 4 p.m. ET on whitehouse.tumblr.com.

You know, if you’re hip to all these things.

sr